?? Fireworks: Assuming Katy Perry hasn’t ruined fireworks for you (just me?), this is another good substitute for “I just came.” (For the record: Orgasms don’t just feel good, they’re healthy.)

????Hand Emojis: Alone, each of these hand emojis is quite G-rated but put them together, and you have the most obvious P-in-V sex emoji. If you’re looking for something honest and straightforward, this is your move.

?? Hammer: The fact that the hammer has become slang for a big schlong isn’t surprising. (But, I’m just gonna say it, this ish can be pretty misogynistic, so please save this one for woke penis-owners who won’t treat you like a nail.)

?? Lollipop: This swirly treat is a stand-in for another kind of swirly treat. Confused? Think about the lyrics of your favorite (and teacher’s least favorite) middle school bop, “She licked me like a lollipop.”

??Nail: Maybe you and your partner are exploring power play and you’re expressing your desire to be (consensually!) dominated the way a hammer sees a nail. Regardless, when paired with the hammer, this unassuming icon paints quite the picture.

Urban dictionary, your dirty-minded bestie, and a stack of erotic reads may come in handy when your mind goes blank mid-sexting

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